French
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Level
The only French you've spoken in your life was when you were 8 years old singing Voulez-Vous Coucher Avec Moi. You still say Ooh là là when you're impressed, but haven't learned that most French people say it when they're annoyed. And you didn't know that hors-d'œuvres was a French word (or spelled like that). Your name might as well be Emily, cuz every time you go to Paris, your French is as basic as that beret you bought in the metro for €5.
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LEARN THE FRENCH THAT FRENCH PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY BE SPEAKING.
THE
FRENCH
I WISH I LEARNED
IN FRENCH CLASS
What makes this course different
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INSTRUCTION
A-Z French
Course
14 hours of learning, teaching you all the standard grammar you’d learn elsewhere and nonstandard street slang you wouldn’t learn anywhere. We’ll also cover the strategies I used to get fluent, and advice like where you can probably skip, and what you should focus more on instead.
ON THE GROUND INFO
Pop Culture References
Your French is still gonna suck if you don’t know anything about French culture – so I’ll walk you through things you should know so you’re not clueless in a room full of French people (like cult movies and lyrics every last drunk French person will be singing as they run to the dancefloor).
Real-life scenarios
LANGUAGE RECALL
2 Minute Newsletter Recaps
TL;DR emails recapping what even happened in that last chapter.
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EFFICIENCY
Duplicate the Workbook in Notion
Click one button and you can do the full course in Notion (if you want).
IMMERSION
Practice
Useful homework to make the language real and get you practicing how you speak (not how a random textbook speaks). + We go through the corrected answers together.
ADVICE
Resource List
Learning a language is not a one-stop shop, but you can get close. You’ll have to hear these concepts over and over – what you pay for is the curation and voice of the teacher. I provide a list of the best of the best language-learning apps, podcasts, Spotify playlists, etc. and ways to supplement your learning with my favorite novels, movies, etc.
MODERN
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LEARN
AS
MUCH
FRANÇAIS
AS POSSIBLE
EN
2 MOIS
LEVEL 1
Curriculum
We start with verbs so you can learn the pattern and actually make your own sentences (instead of focusing on things like the alphabet when you don’t need to spell anything just yet).
You’ll also learn the little things people forget to teach (that’ll make you look French) – like putting a space before punctuation, writing your 1 like ^, and saying euh instead of um.
You’ll also learn the little things people forget to teach (that’ll make you look French) – like putting a space before punctuation, writing your 1 like ^, and saying euh instead of um.
Free
Placement
Test
Placement
Test
Bienvenue to the French Language
WEEK 01
Greetings: Never forget to say Bonjour
ER Verbs: Your French is about to be sick
WEEK 02
Longer Sentences: Speak like a real human
Negation: The French art of saying non
WEEK 03
Greetings: Never forget to say Bonjour
ER Verbs: Your French is about to be sick
WEEK 02
Longer Sentences: Speak like a real human
Negation: The French art of saying non
WEEK 03
Questions: The answer will still be non
You: Letting people know the who, where, and what
Gender: She's here to stay
Pronunciation & Alphabet: Lots of letters, and none are pronounced
Numbers 0-1000: 70 is where life gets fun
Time, Days of the Week, & Months: It's all a construct anyway
Possession: Taking what's yours
Irregular Verbs that are annoying but you must master
In, at, on & Geography: Cuz you can't be in if you can't figure it out
This, That, and the other: it's like this and like that and like this and uh...
IR Verbs: The IRritation begins
RE Verbs: Prepare for a shit show. They're REdiculous and pREblematic.
Comparatives & Superlatives: Doing the Most 101
Direct Objects: Getting directly to it
Qui, Que, Ce qui, Ce que, suckers
You: Letting people know the who, where, and what
WEEK 04
Pronunciation & Alphabet: Lots of letters, and none are pronounced
WEEK 05
Time, Days of the Week, & Months: It's all a construct anyway
WEEK 06
Irregular Verbs that are annoying but you must master
WEEK 07
This, That, and the other: it's like this and like that and like this and uh...
WEEK 08
RE Verbs: Prepare for a shit show. They're REdiculous and pREblematic.
WEEK 09
Direct Objects: Getting directly to it
WEEK 10
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