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We start with verbs so you can learn the pattern and actually make your own sentences from chapter one –– instead of focusing on things like the alphabet when...you don’t need to spell anything yet?

You’ll also learn the little things people forget to teach (that’ll make you look French) – like putting a space before punctuation, writing your 1 like ^, and saying euh instead of um.





01

Greetings: Never forget to say Bonjour
ER Verbs: Your French is about to be sick

02

Longer Sentences: Speak like a real human
Negation: The French art of saying non

03

Questions: The answer will still be non
You: Letting people know the who, where, and what

04

Gender: She's here to stay
Pronunciation & Alphabet: Lots of letters, and none are pronounced

05

Numbers 0-1000: 70 is where life gets fun
Time, Days of the Week, & Months: It's all a construct anyway

06

Possession: Taking what's yours
Irregular Verbs that are annoying but you must master

07

In, at, on & Geography: Cuz you can't be in if you can't figure it out
This, That, and the other: it's like this and like that and like this and uh...

08

IR Verbs:
The IRritation begins
RE Verbs: Prepare for a shit show. They're REdiculous and pREblematic.

09

Comparatives & Superlatives: Doing the Most 101
Direct Objects: Getting directly to it

10

Qui, Que, Ce qui, Ce que, suckers