I’ve taken about 1700 French classes and now here’s all the French I wish I had learned...
I’ve taken about 1700 French classes and now here’s all the French I wish I had learned...
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You can understand French when someone speaks at 0.01 mph, which is approximately...no one in France. You've studied French, so when you're in Paris, your friends expect you to understand even the most muffled metro announcement (and you can't).
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If someone asks you to order at a restaurant, your voice still gets soft and shy so the server knows you've studied French enough to be respectful but not long enough to come at you speaking like zjsuzjsüzjszhjzsé after all you said was, "Je prends un verre de vin, s'il vous plaît."
If someone asks you to order at a restaurant, your voice still gets soft and shy so the server knows you've studied French enough to be respectful but not long enough to come at you speaking like zjsuzjsüzjszhjzsé after all you said was, "Je prends un verre de vin, s'il vous plaît."
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Learn to speak like you, not like a textbook.
We cover all the standard grammar you need to form coherent sentences, but also nonstandard street slang you wouldn’t learn elsewhere (because your teacher would get fired).
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