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French
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You can understand French when someone speaks at 0.01 mph, which is approximately...no one in France. You've studied French, so when you're in Paris, your friends expect you to understand even the most muffled metro announcement (and you can't).
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If someone asks you to order at a restaurant, your voice still gets soft and shy so the server knows you've studied French enough to be respectful but not long enough to come at you speaking like zjsuzjsüzjszhjzsé after all you said was, "Je prends un verre de vin, s'il vous plaît."
If someone asks you to order at a restaurant, your voice still gets soft and shy so the server knows you've studied French enough to be respectful but not long enough to come at you speaking like zjsuzjsüzjszhjzsé after all you said was, "Je prends un verre de vin, s'il vous plaît."
Yeah – I’ve taken like every French class and now here’s all the French I wish I had learned...
INSTRUCTION
A-Z French
Course
9 hours of learning, teaching you all the standard grammar you’d learn elsewhere and nonstandard street slang you wouldn’t learn anywhere. We’ll also cover the strategies I used to get fluent, and advice like where you can probably skip, and what you should focus more on instead.
ON THE GROUND INFO
Pop Culture References
Your French is still gonna suck if you don’t know anything about French culture – so I’ll walk you through things you should know so you’re not clueless in a room full of French people (like cult movies and lyrics every last drunk French person will be singing as they run to the dancefloor).
Real-life scenarios
LANGUAGE RECALL
2 Minute Newsletter Recaps
TL;DR emails recapping what even happened in that last chapter.
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EFFICIENCY
Duplicate the Workbook in Notion
Click one button and you can do the full course in Notion (if you want).
IMMERSION
Practice
Useful homework to make the language real and get you practicing how you speak (not how a random textbook speaks). + We go through the corrected answers together.
ADVICE
Resource List
Learning a language is not a one-stop shop, but you can get close. You’ll have to hear these concepts over and over – what you pay for is the curation and voice of the teacher. I provide a list of the best of the best language-learning apps, podcasts, Spotify playlists, etc. and ways to supplement your learning with my favorite novels, movies, etc.
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