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Spanish
Level


You can understand bits and pieces of a Rosalia song, but you also realize not even native Spanish speakers can understand her. Your trilled R no longer sounds like a croaking frog. You're still a gringo, but a respected one at the very least.






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LEARN THE SPANISH THAT SPANISH-SPEAKING PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY BE SPEAKING.  

THE SPANISH
I WISH I LEARNED
IN SPANISH CLASS

What makes this course different



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INSTRUCTION

A-Z Spanish
Course


8+ hours of learning, teaching you all the standard grammar you’d learn elsewhere and nonstandard street slang you wouldn’t learn anywhere. We’ll also cover the strategies I used to get fluent, and advice like where you can probably skip, and what you should focus more on instead.


ON THE GROUND INFO

Pop Culture References


Your Spanish is still gonna suck if you don’t know anything about Spanish-speaking cultures – so I’ll walk you through things you should know so you’re not clueless in a room full of Spanish-speaking people (like cult movies and lyrics every last drunk person will be singing as they run to the dancefloor).


PRACTICE

Real-life scenarios


Quizzes to place you in realistic scenarios...where you tend to freeze up.


LANGUAGE RECALL

2 Minute
Newsletter Recaps


TL;DR emails recapping what even happened in that last chapter.


EFFICIENCY

Duplicate the Workbook in Notion


Click one button and you can do the full course in Notion (if you want). 




IMMERSION

Practice


Useful homework to make the language real and get you practicing how you speak (not how a random textbook speaks). + We go through the corrected answers together.


ADVICE

 Resource List


Learning a language is not a one-stop shop, but you can get close. You’ll have to hear these concepts over and over – what you pay for is the curation and voice of the teacher. I provide a list of the best of the best language-learning apps, podcasts, Spotify playlists, etc. and ways to supplement your learning with my favorite novels, movies, etc.








CLARITY

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LEARN
AS MUCH ESPAÑOL
AS POSSIBLE
EN 2 MESES






LEVEL 2

Curriculum


Level 2 is where we cover the most complicated (pero muy útiles) Spanish power moves. Yes, the ones that’ll have everyone being like “Wait, where did you learn that...”

 

Free
Placement
Test




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Bienvenidos to the Spanish Language

WEEK 01
El que, Lo que, etc: ¿Qué lo que?

WEEK 02
Reflexives: ¡Se compran colchones! ¡Sí, se puede! ¡No te preocupes!

WEEK 03
Indirect Objects: ¡Te lo juro!

WEEK 04
El Pretérito Indefinido: Tití me preguntó

WEEK 05
El Imperfecto: ABA & ÍA

WEEK 06
Past Participles: It's not giving what it was supposed to have gave

WEEK 07
El Condicional: I would, could, and should, but prob won't
El Futuro: You’ll see! You’ll all see!

WEEK 08
Commands: Para español, marque dos

WEEK 09
The Perfect Tenses: See what had happened was...

WEEK 10
Subjunctive: He got a big ego


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