Spanish
Level


“Puedo ir al baño” is all you can remember from high school (and that’s great, because it’s probably the most useful phrase anyway).

You secretly miss putting upside down ¿ all over the place, writing haha as jaja, and being referred to as your Spanish name which was probably Carmen or Diego. From one gringo to another, por favor let me help you with that Spanish.



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LEARN THE SPANISH THAT SPANISH-SPEAKING PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY BE SPEAKING.  

THE SPANISH
I WISH I LEARNED
IN SPANISH CLASS

What makes this course different



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INSTRUCTION

A-Z Spanish
Course


11 hours of learning, teaching you all the standard grammar you’d learn elsewhere and nonstandard street slang you wouldn’t learn anywhere. We’ll also cover the strategies I used to get fluent, and advice like where you can probably skip, and what you should focus more on instead.


ON THE GROUND INFO

Pop Culture References


Your Spanish is still gonna suck if you don’t know anything about Spanish-speaking cultures – so I’ll walk you through things you should know so you’re not clueless in a room full of Spanish-speaking people (like cult movies and lyrics every last drunk person will be singing as they run to the dancefloor).


PRACTICE

Real-life scenarios


Quizzes to place you in realistic scenarios...where you tend to freeze up.



LANGUAGE RECALL

2 Minute
Newsletter Recaps


TL;DR emails recapping what even happened in that last chapter.


EFFICIENCY

Duplicate the Workbook in Notion


Click one button and you can do the full course in Notion (if you want). 





CLARITY

Study Hall


You’re going to be confused. I mean, you’re like a little bebé learning to speak all over again.

Don’t worry: you can get all your language doubts and cultural confusions clarified by Pablo, my favorite Colombian consultant. 😂


IMMERSION

Practice


Useful homework to make the language real and get you practicing how you speak (not how a random textbook speaks). + We go through the corrected answers together.


ADVICE

 Resource List


Learning a language is not a one-stop shop, but you can get close. You’ll have to hear these concepts over and over – what you pay for is the curation and voice of the teacher. I provide a list of the best of the best language-learning apps, podcasts, Spotify playlists, etc. and ways to supplement your learning with my favorite novels, movies, etc.






LEARN
AS MUCH ESPAÑOL
AS POSSIBLE
EN 2 MESES






LEVEL 1

Curriculum


We start with verbs so you can learn the pattern and actually make your own sentences (instead of focusing on things like the alphabet when you don’t need to spell anything just yet).

 

Free
Placement
Test



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Bienvenidos to the Spanish Language

WEEK 01
AR Verbs: The ARt of speaking Spanish  

WEEK 02
“To me it pleases the Spanish” and other odd things you have to learn to say
Negation: Just say no

WEEK 03
Questions: ¿WTF is a “¿”?

WEEK 04
Ser y estar: To be or not to be. I already want this to be…over.
Gender: She's here to stay

WEEK 05
ER & IR Verbs: Cuz you’re nevER done conjugating
Pronunciation & Alphabet: If you see something, se something

WEEK 06
Los números 0-1000: ¿Por qué no los dos?
Time, Days of the Week, & Months: Ahorita

WEEK 07
Possession: Mi casa es su casa
Irregular Verbs: Annoying, but necessary verbs that you'll use all the time

WEEK 08
In, at, on & Geography: We already know where the library is
This & That: Esteeeeeeeeee

WEEK 09
Present Continuous: I’m talkING over here
Comparatives & Superlatives: Doing the Most 101

WEEK 10
Direct Objects: It


FLEXIBILITY

Group Pacing
or DIY


For those who need more accountability and for those who don’t. Challenge yourself to learn as much as you can in two months, or do it at your own pace, whenever you want.

Start Sep 21
Done Nov 30

Either way, after your two months of Study Hall support, you’ll continue to have access to all the course materials.